Sightings Received Friday August 21, 1998|
Source Name: Ima Outahere
Time of Sighting: Aug 21
In a surge of humanitarian zeal and moment of political idiocy Dead Elvis decides to help clean up efforts at a Sudanese pharmaceutical factory. Not one to flinch at hard work, Dead Elvis drives truck and entertains the other workman. By all reports workers spending more than a few hours in the chemical laden atmosphere have a life expectancy that might make coffee and dessert a good idea before dinner. That is if they expect to have any coffee before the big D sneaks up on them sometime just before the check arrives. And they say there's no good news.