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Dead Elvis
Sightings Received Tuesday August 18, 1998

Columbia Pictures
Source Name: Huey Gottabe Kidding
Time of Sighting: Aug 18
Picture of Dead Elvis with cast of Dance With Me Word has it that serious consideration has been given to a post-production re-edit of the limpid sex sizzler "Dance With Me". In order to spice up the failing plot thought is that insertion of yours truly "Dead Elvis" can add interest. Falling back on the current trend in television Columbia pictures is considering use of Dead Elvis as a kind of cross between "Buffy the Vampire Killer" and "Touched by an Angel."

Touched in the head Dead Elvis will play a zombie trying to earn his wings. In a surprise move to explain the rather odd casting of Kris Kristofferson as a dance instructor it is all being explained as part of the last wished of deceased mother being brought about by angel wannabe Dead Elvis.

Dead Elvis is quoted a say, "Hey, which part of the word plot don't you understand?" Should anyone reading this have a clue as to what in the heck is meant by this it might be better to just forget the whole thing.

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