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One of the secrets in working with celebrities is to keep the overhead down. The Celebrity Protection Program has a unique approach to overhead managment. Operative Paul B is seen working from one of our 1049 offices worldwide. Obviously it would cost billions to maintain a thousand office builds around the world. So in the spirit of cost management we elect to rent office space by the night -- and sometimes by the week for special consultations. Amazingly enough, temporary cleaning help is provided free in these office buildings. Try to find that in your normal commercial park.

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