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Sightings Processed up to Tuesday July 20, 1999

Dover, England
Name: A.J.
When: July 1992 to September 1998
Circumstance: Curiously enough I have only met Elvis at times in my life when I have been facing an important decision or crossroads. I first encountered him in a pub by Dover station in the summer of 1992. He identified himself as "Joe" and said he worked as a builder. Obviously he couldn't give his true identity, but he was definitely Elvis. Over the next five years I saw him on several other times in pubs around Dover and on one ocassion beat him at pool. The last time I saw him was in "The Prince Albert" pub in September 1999, a few days before I left the town to get married.

Conway, NC
Name: Abby and Selia
When: July 23, 1998
Circumstance: We were chillin on rollerskates. And Elvis road by in a shopping cart that was being pushed by his son-in-law, Michael Jackson. He had just left the Piggly Wiggly grocery store(that's why he was in a cart). He ran over my friend Selia and so she just got out of physical thearapy and has had plastic surgery from Michael's surgean.

Rau Tavern - West Branch, MI
Name: Al
When: Easter Sunday
Circumstance: Elvis had just left the local bakery and was walking down Houghton Avenue, when a customer of the Rau Tavern came up to him and told him he was the worst Elvis impersonator around. At that Elvis went into the Tavern, sat down and ate one dozen jelly doughnuts and washed them down with a pitcher of beer. He lives!!!!

In my dreams
Name: Alexia Northrop
When: Every night
Circumstance: Every night I fall asleep happy knowing who I will see. I love the King. He is always there, always. Every time I close my eyes I see him and it is like nothing else. NOTHING!!!

atlanta georgia
Name: alicia velo
When: March 31
Circumstance: I really saw him the man of my dreams elvis and then he became best friends with my dad.

Copenhagen
Name: Anders Ramsell
When: Fourth of March 1999
Circumstance: I was sitting in a downtown café, when Elvis dashed out of the toilet. Me and my friend noticed a distinct smell of an unmentionable smell as he passed our table by. For a while we just sat there stunned by both disgust and fascination. After a while we started to discuss what we witnessed, my friend pointed out that he elvis looked dead. We concluded that the smell must have been flesh decomposing in combination with a lack of available soap in the toilet.

Canada
Name: Joey
When: 03/29/99
Circumstance: I fliking channels 'n who is there Elvis man where on the Julie Schnider show Le Point J in Montreal He goes to New York, to pay a visit 2 John Lennon. Life is a bitch he left without sing a song !!!! maybe for another time. C U.

Toot's
Name: Roberta McBarbie
When: St. Patrick's Day
Circumstance: He was eating fried dill pickles. I followed him to the parking lot and he just disappeared.

eden
Name: kurt cobain
When: every day
Circumstance: yes, Elvis and I are good fellas since I got here. He's really a nice guy, but I don't see what is extraordinary about that. Be paitent you'll all see him. yes, and we play chess every tuesday (i'm beating him good). see you soon (hehehe). kurt

ladies department at the GAP
Name: Margaret
When: yesterday
Circumstance: Elvis was wearing a dress and sorting through the ladies' wear. I asked him if he was Elvis, and he said," no, this is Lisa Marie. can i help you?"

the Milwaukee ZOO
Name: Molly Sugar
When: yesterday
Circumstance: He was feeding the lions and watering down the bears' cave. I said to him, " Elvis, why r u working here at the zoo?" he told me that he had to save up enuf money to buy himself a new blowdryer.

Nowhere
Name: Jule
When: Never
Circumstance: Come on guys, wake up. Elvis was surely the king but he's gone. Let him rest in peace.

Las Vegas
Name: Marlin
When: 1997
Circumstance: It was below some neon lights downtown. Why he wasn't on the strip was not apparent until I had a few words with him. He wanted to be on the strip but it is just too risky. This way he can be in Vegas and not take the chance of being discovered. I didn't want to talk too long with him so I left quickly. His last words before I left and continued to sweep up the rugs around the slots was, "dank bare muh".

in my back yard
Name: in my yard
When: 1/28/99
Circumstance: he was watering my plants and then started to sing and say thatnk you thank you very much and then he flew away

Long Island Expressway Exit 48
Name: Ben Dover
When: 4/1/99
Circumstance: He pulled me over in his Cadillac. Walked over to my car and said "Hi , it's me Officer Elvis". He had a badge and a big TCB buckle on his belt.......He let me go with a warning. Cool!!!

in the kitchen
Name: Kurt
When: april 2nd 1994
Circumstance: After comming back from a party it was about 12:30am i walked into my kitchen and saw him standing buy the sink and drinking a glass of water, startled i ran upstairs to my parents and 2min later i came back and he was gone.

in't office
Name: dick (situated on my head)
When: today
Circumstance: I work in an cybercafe and one day the "KING" came in to have a look at the graceland website which he said is shit, his logon was RIP "ROCK IN PEACE". He eat a few burgers which where in brown buns and had a coffe with me, I asked him "how do you want it?" he said "black, hot and sweet just like i have my women", which got me very worried as I am HOT, BLACK and very very CHUNKIE which he also likes. When finnished the fat b*stard fled the building without paying singing GHOSTTOWN.

skokie ,Il
Name: Elisabeth
When: can't remember
Circumstance: It was really late at night and I could not fall a sleep so i decided to go to my kitchen to get a glass of water and when I looked outside a tall dark man with heavy side burns came out of a cloud of heavy fog. he just looked up at me and smiled. i knew from that day on that he is the king and is always in my heart!

PERTH WA
Name: GRACE
When: Wednesday 7th April 1999
Circumstance: Truth is I am Elvis Presley's love child. He lives in Perth WA in my home.At the moment we are sitting down to dinner eating his favourite roast chicken and vegies followed by apple pie and custard.He is working in a karoke bar in West Perth as an Elvis impersonater on Wednesdays and Fridays 7.30pm so please come on down.Don't be alarmed Elvis now has blonde hair a beard and an earing in his nose as he is in disguise.This is not a joke Elvis is my dad and i love him very much. ELVIS IS ALIVE!!! THE KING LIVES ON TO SEE ANOTHER DAY THANKYOU THANKYOU VERY MUCH

At the tire store
Name: Mike Griggs
When: March 28, 1999
Circumstance: I was working another hot and sweaty day at Ocala Tire Service. It was just about closing time when this guy pulls up in a beat up Freightliner. He said he had a load of hog jowls he had to get to Tennessee by midnight, but needed a couple 11R-22.5 recaps to get him on his way. It was then that I recognzed him. It was the King--long haul truck driver. He had a skull shifter knob and some panties hanging from the headliner. I told the King that we could take care of him in a flash. We got him back on the road in no time flat. Wonder if he ever got those hog jowls delivered?

After seeing elvis and me on tv
Name: Erica Clements
When: 3-30-99
Circumstance: He was dancing to CC rider in my living-room!

Springfield Ma
Name: Steve Adams
When: 4/07/99
Circumstance: I was at pride filling my gas tank when I heard a familiar voice. I looked and Elvis was filling the tank of a ford escort. I asked him if he was Elvis, but he ran into his car and sped away without answering me. I love Elvis and want him to return.


Name:
When: Chris
Circumstance: Do you have any info as to where i can get a copy of Return of the Living Dead?
I wasn't aware they'd left.

on tv
Name: Captain_peppy
When: on tv specials
Circumstance: Come on he's dead. Every generation has their version of their pop

my room

my room
Name: mike fortuna
When: don't know bout midnight
Circumstance: ummm i was sleeping and well he was in my head man, he was in my freaking head, he was singing and i woke up in a cold sweat and realized that i needed to see a psychiatrist.

australia
Name: marcy darcy IV Jr
When: last summer
Circumstance: man, I´m telling you, it was hot as hell as I was standing in the middle of Aussie desert, and my beer was getting warm. A car driving by stopped, and Elvis, I swear the god, stuck his head out and said, "hey, that´s allright Mama, and thank you, thank you very much" Then he said he´d be touring the US next fall as a rap artist with Notorious BIG and Tupac Shakur featuring Eazy-E.



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