Sightings Received Wednesday March 30, 1999

fremont,ca.
Name: Edwin "Elvis"
When: every gig
Circumstance: Feel like the King's spirit is with me everytime i go out singing my Elvis act.People asked me whether i sing for real or lip-sing.And i say,i sing live in person,tell jokes,mumbles,like "thank you very much".People really think that i sounded pretty much like the King.Thank you very much.

Tenerife
Name: Ginger
When: one night
Circumstance: Hé was in my room singing "Heartbreak hotel"

blow drying his hair in a shopko bathroom
Name: Idelpha
When: March 1,1999
Circumstance: He was blow drying his hair in a shopko restroom,saying have mercy.

every where.in mirror, shop windows, sometimes water.
Name: elvis
When: everyday when i do my hair
Circumstance: I was browesing though some of the comments people have been making.After a great deal of thought i decided to set the record straight. I'm elvis.I live in america with a totally new look.I'm afraid i can't tell you where in fear of someone coming.but, for the record, i'm not a waiter and i don't spend my time traviling around churches. thank you.

every where.in mirror, shop windows, sometimes water.
Name: elvis
When: everyday
Circumstance: I was browesing though some of the comments people have been making.After a great deal of thought i decided to set the record straight. I'm elvis.I live in america with a totally new look.I'm afraid i can't tell you where in fear of someone coming.but, for the record, i'm not a waiter and i don't spend my time traviling around churches. thank you.

Lynn Massachusetts
Name: Just tell you Jim said Hello
When: July 4th 1994
Circumstance: I seen him at a Karaoke bar. He sang American Trilogy and gave everybody in the place goosebumps. He then sang an unbelievable cover of Led Zeppelins Black Dog. It was awesome in his voice just picture it "Been A Long time Been a long time lonely lonely lonely time. After he left everybody thought he sounded a bit like Jim Morrison. Thank You, Thank you very much.

i'm my yard
Name: Sable
When: today
Circumstance: i seen him sitting in my lawn chair and i saw him and he left

Parking Lot of "Mister Doughnut", Mineola, Long Island
Name: O. T. Paper
When: Approx. 10:42 p.m., March 23rd, 1999
Circumstance: I was lonely and stopped by to pick up a dozen or so cream-filled to share with my pets. When I got back out to my car I noticed a man in a glittery jumpsuit digging around inside the dumpster. When I shouted out to him, he turned and looked at me and I knew right away that it was "The King". He was not heavy or anything, though; he looked in really good shape, like during the early 70s when he was in Vegas alot. He told me that he lost a lacrosse stick in the dumpster and asked me if I had seen someone dig it out and run off with it. I told him "no". He turned to get into his beat-up Honda Accord and paused to warn me about eating too many doughnuts. "Eat the Krispy Kremes," he told me, "they're made with potato flour and have less fat in them." Then he drove off down the road.

The Jerry Springer Show
Name: Camie
When: Today
Circumstance: He brought me on the show to tell me he was cheating with my husband. I jumped up and shmacked him right in the sideburns. He fell back into the chairs and I leaped on him. Just then Steve the body gaurd pulled me off. I began shouting obscenities at him. Just then Lisa Marie came out and jumped on my back, pulling my hair out and calling me a b****. I threw her off and called her a b***** b***. Elvis jumped up and b**** slapped me. I flew back landed on Jerry and killed him. Elvis looked down at me and said,"Thank you, thank you very much.

london ,ontario.canada
Name: mike gregory
When: Aug.16/98
Circumstance: I saw elvis at burger King.He was employee of the month,he had the day off that day .But I swear that was his picture on the wall.

Ohio River (Louisville KY)
Name: Aaron
When: Last June
Circumstance: I was boating on the river, when i drove past a small boat near the shore it was him. I said hey are you Elvis? He replied "you better believe it son, now quit rockin the boat".

Eketahuna, New Zealand
Name: benno murturro
When: Milking time
Circumstance: It was in the early hours of a foggy autumn morning. My farm hand had fallen mysteriously ill. I was panicking - I wouldn't be able to milk all my cows. Then all of a sudden, in a cloud of especially thick fog, a large jumpsuit clad elvis appeared. He was as adept as he was graceful. He truly is the king of milking cows (and rock and roll)

NEW ORLEANS
Name: CHIP CURLEY
When: MARDI GRAS 99
Circumstance: I saw him marching through the French Quarter on Mardi Gras Day!!! http://mglinks.com/elvis.htm

New Orleans
Name: Elvis Jr.
When: At Mardi Gras
Circumstance: I was putting beads on topless women when suddenly Evlis appeared out of no where, opens his shirt and said "bead me" I put the beads arounds his chubby rubby neck and he said "thank you thank you very much and just before he disappeared he handed me half of his fried blogna and banna sandwich,

at my house
Name: pricilla presley
When: all the time
Circumstance: he lives whith me he never said he was dead who said he was dead if you found out e-mail me

hart brak hotel
Name: old dan (the hound dog)
When: evry day
Circumstance: he is my owner

detroit
Name: pk disgust
When: yesterday
Circumstance: I saw Elvis at a local coffee shop....he became irate after being told they would not serve peanut butter and nanna sandwiches....i then offered him a few valium to calm his nerves to which he replied" thats alright mamma"....then he disapeared into the dark night....leaving behind a stench of sweaty peanutbutter ass crack.

Memphis
Name: Mr. Richards
When: 1977
Circumstance: I saw him before he died

Memphis
Name: Mr. Richards
When: 1977
Circumstance: I saw Him Naked At His Last Concert.

Utica, NY
Name: Vince Rider
When: 2/2/99
Circumstance: Myself and a couple of pals were at the Ground Round in Herkimer, NY where we attend Karaoke Night every Tuesday. Well, I am a big E fan, I was singing My Way in my fake jumpsuit, then out of nowhere this 6 ft tall, 190lb dude with a mohawk and goatee in the American Eagle jumpsuit came onstage. He said, "Let me show you how its done boy" and belted out the koolest version of Polk Salad Annie I ever heard, karate kicks and all! Then he died, but I brought him back with some mean head and we finished the show with a tear jerking version of Trilogy

no where
Name: a big Elvis fan too
When: 0/0/00
Circumstance: im a huge fan of Elvi, and i havent saw him yet, and if he is dead well then i never will see him ,that goes for u to if hes dead u wont see him . i hope and prray hes not dead but... im a young kid and i love elvis . i fill sorry for his wife and lisa . i think u r silly written all this stuff about elvis , and its not even true. now u say he is old and chubby ,well he died in 77 so i think that would make him 42, he is going to stay 42 forever , so he isnt old or chubby . thats all i have to say but , if i see him someday and ask him if hes dead or alive , well then i might believe all this stuff or i might not ok? bye for now

at the pride march
Name: adam
When: 31/1/99
Circumstance: I saw Elvis with a group of people in McDonalds in St.Kilda after the pride march.

INDONESIA
Name: ADI.SW1
When: January, 1st, 1999
Circumstance: I saw Elvis come into Cendana House and meet Mr. Soeharto, and The King said, "Come to me, babe .... you don't have any position in the world, but in hell .... who knows .... !!!". And Mr. Soeharto is gone .... at the midle of this year (1999) with Elvis Presley and John Lennon.

thailand
Name: ajit
When: 19/1/99
Circumstance: I like his song

at my UfO
Name: Alien Boy
When: on New Years
Circumstance: I was getting ready to count to midnight when suddenly I saw a light thats when I realised that it was the ufo I built,but to my surprise it landed in my back yard and when it opened the 6 feet doorway,"ELVIS" came out of it just to say, "it rides smooth,baby!,thank you, thank you very much!".zzand just like that he stold my ufo.

Stockton Civil Hall
Name: Anie Tran
When: November 7 1998
Circumstance: I was walking at the hall then I saw him waving at me...

AT SCHOOL
Name: ANNIE
When: DECEMBER 19, 1998
Circumstance: It was the day of the big Christmas program at the Clyde C. Hadden School in Painesville Township, Ohio and all of our parents were there to watch their elementary school children sing their little hearts out. When suddenly a fat greaser appeared who we all took for Elvis. He grabbed a microphone and began to hog the entire show, relegating all of the children to backup singers. After boring us all for about 2 hours with his mediocre voice, after all he has been dead for about 25 years after all, we realized that he was not really Elvis, but only our marginally talented and exceptionally boorish music teacher Mr. Wagner.

no where
Name: Anonymous
When: no time
Circumstance: I think there are some people who are reallys sick. If Elvis is alive he isn't going to be walking around for everyone to see him. It looks like some people don't have anything interesting in their lives than to sit around and make up stupid stuff about someone who was and is the greatest person in the whole world. Elvis is better than any so-called entertainer now-a-days. Some people need to get a life.

Anywhere and Nowhere
Name: Another Aaron...not the one with Mike down the tread...
When: Up 'til now...
Circumstance: Frankly, I've never seen Elvis...dead or alive.

Oriole Park at Camden Yards
Name: Baltimore Bob
When: Sept 8 1996
Circumstance: I saw a mane who looked like Elvis catch Cal Ripkens home run ball , when he cought the ball he dropped his hotdog with mustard. He was happy he caught the ball but I think the hotdog upset him.

In the oval office hallway
Name: Bill
When: 1 year ago
Circumstance: Well I was getting head from Monica and Elvis appeared and said "hey bitch give me some, don't be cruel". After Monica finished giving Elvis head he sucked my dick and a threesome occured. He is truly the KING!!

In the woods!
Name: Blue
When: Approximately eight years ago.
Circumstance: I was out camping, minding my own business. I had just opened up a can of refried beans. I quickly realized that I wasn't alone. I heard some russling in the bushes. Then, sure as hell, there he was! Peeking out from some nearby shrubbery, he looked right at me. I was startled, not only because the whole world had presumed he was dead, but because he appeared to be robbed of the usual vanity that one of his stature maintains. Dirt having covered his suit, the sparkles had given way to a dark shade of grey, only making the most subtle of appearances as Elvis shook madly in the bushes. He had a desperate expression on his face. His whole demeanor had changed from that which the world had previously known of him. Suddenly, there in the bushes I noticed that he was hungrily chewing on some twigs. Gnawing at them, even. I thought that was pretty odd, considering he was The King. I guessed he must have been hiding out, trying to survive in these woods for ! ! years, alone, hungry for contact with humans and of course, with food. Then, his lip started twitching and he began to growl at me ferociously. I knew what he wanted right away. He wanted my refried beans! "Hell no!" I thought. "There's no way he is getting MY refried beans!" Now then, I'm sure you're wondering what happened next. Well, I will surely tell you. We wrestled like bears for that can of beans. Like bears, I tell you. He snarled and toppled over me. We rolled in the dirt. He shoved my face in a nearby mud puddle. So I bit his arm as hard as I could and turned him over on his back. I sat on his stomach and delivered as many hard punches to his face as I could. In the end I must admit that Elvis was an amazingly tough fighter. Tough enough to beat me and gain posession of my refried beans. Upon his victory he rested his foot comfortably and triumphantly on my stomach, shaking and singing, stuffing his face with my precious beans. And as I looked up at! ! him, beans flying out of his mouth, sweat dripping from hi! s body, his wavering voice echoing throughout the forest, I realized that he was truly The King. If he wanted my beans, he was damn well going to have them. Still, I thought, "Damn that King! Damn him to hell!" Oh, but God bless him. He sure can sing!

Finsbury Park Station, London
Name: bobby
When: Winter 1997
Circumstance: he was waiting for the last train singing along to mystery train.he was dressed in all black and his quiff was all black with striking silver streaks.he looked over towards me and asked me to keep an eye on gracelands and bubbles, (the first not the second)

France (Montpellier)
Name: boichot
When: 02.15.1999
Circumstance: Yesterday, I went to the cinema and guess who was sitting close to me? Yes He was the King!!! I recognized him, he was so cool...

Graceland in his room where you can see out at the pool
Name: Callie Anderson
When: 1996
Circumstance: He was just sitting there watching people walk by his grave

Burger King at the Andretti Speedmart; SOMA San Francisco
Name: Charlie Getter
When: This morning (2/3) while walking my dog
Circumstance: A patch of fog sprinkled down ninth street and the security guard in front of the speedmart came over to make sure that I picked up by dog's little gifts to the world. When I leaned over with my baggie, the King reached from behind me with one of his own and scooped up the crap and winked at me. He was respendent with his sequins and had those big Jim Jones style glasses on, which he winked at me through. I looked over and said "Thank you, thank you very much." And he walked into the Burger King, where I think he ordered a Croissanwich. The security guard said that it should all be on camera somewhere, so I'll ask them to see if I can get a hold of the tape for you.

in bramerton childrens home wolverhampton
Name: chris
When: 29.1.99
Circumstance: he come with my sociAl worker and iwent how are you i think i hered you died then he went HAHAHA

cali
Name: christie
When: now
Circumstance: i want to se the pictures

telephone both
Name: christina
When: yesterday
Circumstance: he was talking to some guy and he just disapperred

In The kicthen
Name: Coolio
When: Jan 13 99
Circumstance: Dancing with a kicthen mop singing along with his songs

Upper Marlboro, MD
Name: DeCesaris
When: March 13, 1999
Circumstance: He was the top bidder at my auction! He gave the winning bid on tickets to Titanic (the musical) and singing lessons from the music teacher.

In the steam of a pot of soup I was stirring and stirring after afew min. ther he was raising up in a cloud of steam. It was owesumeing
Name: Domenic Petti
When: this morning 3/13
Circumstance: This is for rael

Fridley, Minnesota
Name: Douglas Jay Johnson
When: Sunday Feb. 28, 1999
Circumstance: My band was holding auditions for lead singers this afternoon. At 3:00 a rather fat old guy with sideburns showed up in a Cadillac. He asked if he could try out, but he was a bit on the old side and we told him we needed someone a little younger with "flash". Well this got the dude upset, and he jumped on the stage and belted out a rather luke-warm version of Blue Suede Shoes. He kind of sucked and then he left in a huff. Only later did we realize that it was the King. Maybe we should have hired him. Oh well, he was out of practice anyway.

Salt Lake City, Utah
Name: Drew Reitz
When: 2/8/99 2:30am
Circumstance: I couldn't sleep so I went for a walk.I was walking past Temple Square when I saw E, Jesus Christ and the Prophet Joseph Smith walk out the Temple doors. I stood in amazement as I shook the hands of the three divine personages, I know it was them, I really saw them!!

MY HOUSE!!!!
Name: DUCKBUTTER
When: 1/2 AN HOUR AGO!!
Circumstance: I called a plumber right? My water pipe busted in the middle of the night, so at about 1:20 I answer the door and let the plumber in....LO AND BEHOLD it's the KING himself. He then proceeded to eat half a box of dunkin donuts that I had bought for work tomorrow. Anyways to make a long story short he did a bang up job on my plumbing(He even got my wife worked up with his plumbers cleavage..Hey It was the KINGS ass!)So he completes the job, I pay him and with a "Thank you, thank you very much, now somebody give me a jelly donut", he was on his way.

NJ
Name: Elizabeth
When: 2-8-99
Circumstance: I like Elvis very much. I think he was the best singer ever, But I think this particular sight is not very good. I do not know if the people writing in are making stupid jokes about Elvis or not, but I do not know why people can not just let him rest in peace with the Good Lord. He is in Heaven with the Lord. He is not at Mcdonalds,or an alein. People please, let him rest in peace. He is only alive in our hearts and in our memories. We should keep it that way.

where else?
Name: Elvis
When: now
Circumstance: I would just like to say...."Thank you..Thank you very much..." But I have never seen any of you in my life.....ummm i mean this life. Sincerly, The King.

Miri
Name: elvis
When: 22.05.2000
Circumstance: i saw him,he saw me....we 2 see-saw

Mississippi
Name: Elvis Aron Presley
When: January 8th, 1935
Circumstance: I looked around and started bawling. I mean come on, i was only a few hours alive!!!!

goldenbeach vic. australia
Name: elvis lovechild
When: 7/2/99
Circumstance: when i was delivered by my docter 16 years ago,I saw elvis [dad] standing between mummys legs.My mum was 16 and thats when he thought of the song jail house rock.he came by today and sang let me be your teddy bear to my mum.

Bankstown
Name: Eric Cartman
When: yesterday
Circumstance: WALLAH,I SAW HIM AT BANKSTOWN WITH THE BOYZ!!!