Sightings Received Tuesday August 25, 1998|
Source Name: Skip D. Jive
Time of Sighting: Aug 30
"I want to say that I'm not going anywhere," Russian President Boris Yeltsin sitting with advisor Dead Elvis said on national television. "I'm not going to resign."
"That's right," piped in Dead Elvis. "Bori-baby ain't going anywhere and that's the way it should be. Just like in that King Arthur movie. You know the one where 'As goes the king so goes the country.' Well Boris ain't going anywhere and neither is Russia. And that's just the way certain folks want it."