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Sightings Received Tuesday July 14, 1998 |
Washington
Source Name: Short Larynx
Time of Sighting: Tomorrow
Siting information from an unnamed source (shown to the left) Ken Starr claims to have irrefutable evidence linking Bill Clinton and Marilyn Monroe. Apparently randy Bill was having oval office meetings with Ms. Monroe even before his presidency. Was Clinton's "rise"in the White House part of an international plot of space aliens and the Mafia to assassinate JFK?
Or, is it simply that Bill could not bring himself to share (well known White House Aid) Ms. Monroe with then President JFK? Some would like to think that these rumors are founded in the bizarre ravings of a lunatic mind. Well, word has it that a certain Ms. Tripp has in her position taped recordings between herself and Marilyn in which Ms. Monroe details her White House Aiding and Abetting of the deliquency of a President.
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