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There comes a time in every major celebrity's life when he or she has to ask the question: "Will I ever have a life again?"

This is the Frankenstein Syndrome. In the quest to create a public persona conducive to "getting that next acting job" more often than not a monster is the result -- a twisted distorted caricature of a life. Such a life can be a nice place to visit on payday, but who would want to live there?

We have a solution.

No longer is it necessary to live caught on the inside of a paper mache caricature. If you have the force of will to break free from the walls of fame to live a life of your choosing our hats off to you and God speed. There are many who have accomplished this awesome task.

If, on the other hand, you can't shed the plentitude of hanger-ons and co-dependent fellow stars just step out of your shoes. It's as simple as that.

Is there life after fame?

Give us a call. We have councilors standing by. We can arrange a private retreat where it's possible for you to put the pieces back together and ask the all important question: "Is this the life I want to die with?"

Should you decide that you would rather take another running start at it, we can help arrange a transition. Our predeath-afterfame councilors are here to help.

Here are some of our satisfied customers:
Elvis Presley
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Amelia Ehrhart
Bud Abbot
Kurt Cobain
Bruce Lee
Charles Addams
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Princess Grace Kelly
Lucille Ball
Sonny Bono
Salvador Dali
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Andy Kaufmann
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Yul Brynner
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